SWMBO's clothes

[Iain]

When you cross dress while SWMBO is at work, do you wear her clothes or do you have your own secret supply.
Should be a poll really.
After the shower post this seemed almost appropriate:rolleyes:

[Kev Y.]

Iain.. your really begining to worry the hell out of me!http://www.ubeaut.biz/eek5.gif

[havenoideaatall]

Chief returned last week from overseas, and as we had builders at home she took our baby daughter to a friend's empty house. With one thing and another, we ended up there for most of the week.

No laundy got done as a result but there was an abundance of packed underwear in suitcases. One day last week, I was therefore able to proudly tell my workmates (a select few) that I was wearing my wife's underwear.

They're her sporty ones so could reasonably pass off to the casual observer.

[echnidna]

Chief returned last week from overseas, and as we had builders at home she took our baby daughter to a friend's empty house. With one thing and another, we ended up there for most of the week.

No laundy got done as a result but there was an abundance of packed underwear in suitcases. One day last week, I was therefore able to proudly tell my workmates (a select few) that I was wearing my wife's underwear.

They're her sporty ones so could reasonably pass off to the casual observer.

So wot's yer cup size then ? :D

[havenoideaatall]

So wot's yer cup size then ? :D

I made a big (big being the operative word) of trying to fit my todger in to her knickers. It bloody went in as well. And she's not a big girl.

My reputation is in tatters. What with drop saws and knickers I've had quite a week.

[silentC]

Oh, sorry, excuse me, I think I've come though the wrong door...

[backs away]

[Auld Bassoon]

Jeepers mate!

[Auld Bassoon]

My reputation is in tatters. What with drop saws and knickers I've had quite a week.

Are these two points related in some spectacularly horrible way :confused: :eek: :D

[Groggy]

When you cross dress while SWMBO is at work, do you wear her clothes or do you have your own secret supply.I wear her clothes and run out in the street. That way some people actually believe I wear the pants in this family.

[scooter]

I made a big (big being the operative word) of trying to fit my todger in to her knickers. It bloody went in as well. And she's not a big girl.

Those G strings can be murder, tho' :rolleyes: :p

[Iain]

Those G strings can be murder, tho' :rolleyes: :p
I believe trip to the vet can cure that, they use a general too:rolleyes:
My dogs have never complained, but they do bark an octave higher now:D

[scooter]

Reminds me of the Larson cartoon:

[Bob38S]

When you cross dress while SWMBO is at work, do you wear her clothes or do you have your own secret supply.
Should be a poll really.
After the shower post this seemed almost appropriate:rolleyes:

????????????? You actually wear clothes - plural - Oh, I see you are from Mexico, that must explain it - 7 seasons in one day.
Most of the year for us up here in God's country we only need stubbies and thongs [rubber feet kind - just to get in first]
Bob :D:D:D
PS Do you find the petticoats are a problem in the shed?

[Daddles]

So Bob, do you use SWMBO's thongs or do you have a pink pair hidden in the shed?

Richard

[Christopha]

????????????? You actually wear clothes - plural - Oh, I see you are from Mexico, that must explain it - 7 seasons in one day.
Most of the year for us up here in God's country we only need stubbies and thongs [rubber feet kind - just to get in first]
Bob :D:D:D
PS Do you find the petticoats are a problem in the shed?

Strewth Bob! What a mental piccy! You and yer missus wearin' nuffin but your stubbies an' thongs..... does get them big chesty things caught in machinery often?:confused:

[Bob38S]

Strewth Bob! What a mental piccy! You and yer missus wearin' nuffin but your stubbies an' thongs..... does get them big chesty things caught in machinery often?:confused:

Nuh, my wife is very normal in the way she dresses and acts - not at all interested in even coming up to the shed but when she does she often has a coffee or a real stubby [XXXX] for me as opposed to the type I wear - bit of a wonder how I got in on the act.

Daddles, my thongs are black and size 12/13 - a little large for most.
Bob