Must be a lyric from a song!

[Grunt]

I told you about the walrus and me, man
You know that we're as close as can be, man
Well here's another clue for you all
The walrus is Paul

[Grunt]

I told you about the fool on the hill
I tell you man he's living there still
Well here's another place you can be
Listen to me
Fixing a hole in the ocean
Tryin' to make a dovetail joint
Looking through a glass onion


(I decided to post this verse as it has a woodwork connection)

[Lignum]

What's he building in there?
What the hell is he building
In there?
He has subscriptions to those
Magazines...

[Exador]

Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown

[bitingmidge]

I'm just an excitable boy

[bitingmidge]

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

[E. maculata]

We welcome you to crackerjack palace, we've been expecting you:rolleyes:


(spesch fer Zee Grunt, the dark horse penned this one)

[Exador]

And if she asks you why, you can tell her that I told you
That I’m tired of castles in the air.
I’ve got a dream I want the world to share
And castle walls just lead me to despair.

[echnidna]

We'll stick our heads in the oven in Colorado Litlle Darlin

[E. maculata]

Rocky mountain high...........

[Exador]

She's a good girl, loves her mama
Loves Jesus, and America too
She's a good girl, crazy 'bout Elvis
Loves horses, and her boyfriend too</pre>

[Grunt]

I met my old lover
On the street last night
She seemed so glad to see me
I just smiled
And we talked about some old times
And we drank ourselves some beers
Still crazy after all these years
Oh, still crazy after all these years

[bitingmidge]

She said "How are ya Harry"
And I said "How are ya Sue"

[Exador]

Number one is to find some friends to say "You're doing well
After all this time you boys look just the same"
Number two is the happy hour at one of two hotels
Settle in to play "Do you remember so and so?"
Number three is never say her name

[Cliff Rogers]

... Banana four, come on folksies, help for the poor.

[JDarvall]

Bananas in balaclava's are coming down the stairs....

[Exador]

Come Mr Tallyman, tally me banana
Day is come an' me wanna go home

[Cliff Rogers]

home, home on the range
where the....

[Driver]

... red sun sinks at last
Into the hills of gold
And peace to this young warrior
Comes, with a bullet ho-o-le!

[silentC]

But he made it out!!
With a bullet in his back....

Jailbreak...

[Tankstand]

Hills of forest green where the mountains touch the sky,
A dream come true, I’ll live there till I die.

[Tankstand]

But how can words express the feel of sunlight in the morning,
In the hills, away from city strife.

[Grunt]

I couldn't wait to get out
But I love to go home
To remember the White City fighting (http://www.woodworkforums.com/)

[Cliff Rogers]

everybody was kung foo fighting...

[E. maculata]

Saturday night's alright for fighting, saturday night's alright.............

[ozwinner]

Us, us, us, and them.
But who knows where, are ordinary men..

[E. maculata]

Hallelujah it's raining men

[Cliff Rogers]

aaaarrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh...... men

[fred.n]

Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Cant you hear, cant you hear the thunder?

[Cliff Rogers]

see the lightning
crash over cane fields,
laugh & think
"This is...

[ss_11000]

not the greatest song in the world, no, this is just a tribute

[E. maculata]

The Devil went down to Georgia,
he was lookin' for a soul to steal

[ss_11000]

he was in a bind cos he was way behind
and he was willing to make a deal.

[fred.n]

You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.

[ss_11000]

he was the coward of the county

[E. maculata]

Run to the hills, run for your lives.............................

[Cliff Rogers]

I owe my soul to the company store.

[Grunt]

And some have sailed from a distant shore
And the company takes what the company wants
And nothings as precious, as a hole in the ground

Whos gonna save me?
I pray that sense and reason brings us in
Whos gonna save me?
Weve got nothing to fear

[E. maculata]

Mumma Mia let me go,
Beezelbub has a devil put aside for meee, for meee, for meee.........

[Exador]

Me, a name, I call myself

[bitingmidge]

Me and little J-O-E will be goin' away
I love you both and it will be pure H-E double L for me
Oh, I wish that we could stop this D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

[fred.n]

Rescue me before I fall into despair

Ill send an sos to the world
Ill send an sos to the world
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle

[journeyman Mick]

Bottle of wine,
fruit of the vine,
when you gonna let me get sober

[Tikki]

I'm not not, not responsible
Not not, not responsible
I can't answer for the things I do ...

[Exador]

Well I've been thinking
But I keep drinking
I guess I'm 'bout lose my mind

[fred.n]

Red red wine you make me feel so fine........

[Shannon]

I feel like I'm hung up on the line
I'd die for you but we were partners in the crime
Everything about you is so f-i-n-e, fine.......

Aerosmith

[E. maculata]

China girl, you shouldn't mess with me,
I'll ruin everything you........................

[Cliff Rogers]

...are so beautiful to me..

[mudgutts]

you just like me coz i'm good in bed

skyhooks

[Shannon]

It's like a whirlwind inside of my head
It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within
It's like the face inside is right beneath my skin

Linkin Park

[NewLou]

Wake up young man
its time to wake up

your love affair is got to go
for ten long years

for ten long years the leaves to rake up
slow suicides no way to go

blue cloud and grey
you not a crack up

Dizzy and weaken by the haze
.....................movin on word

so an infection not a phase

The cracks and lines
from where you gave up

they make an easy man to read

For all the times you let them bleed you

for little peace from god you plead
and beg

For little peace from god you plead

Wake up young Man

Wake up

Wake up

Wake up

...............................FROM MADSEASON

[maglite]

before you go - go

[fred.n]

to...........

Lashing ropes and smashing timbers
flashing Heat-Ray hits the deck
Dashing hopes for our deliverance
As we watched the sinking wreck ..

With the smoke of battle clearing
Over graves in waves defiled
Slowly disappearing...... farewell Thunder Child


Thunderchild- War of the Worlds

[bitingmidge]

Men, Men, Men, Men, Men, Men, Men. Men
It's great to be on a ship with Men and sail across the sea, Oh!
We don't know where we'll land or when, but it's great to be with Men.
Coz' Men can sweat and Men can stink and no one seems to care, Oh!
Throw the the dishes in the sink and clog the drain with hair, Oh
Men, Men, Men. It's a ship all filled with Men.
Don't ever have to lift the seat there's no one here but Men!

There's Men above and Men below and Men down in the Galley,
There's Butch, and Biff, and Bart, and Spike!
(And one guy we call Sally!)
Men, Men, Men. It's a ship all filled with Men
So throw you're rubbers overboard there's no one here but Men!

[ozwinner]

Y M C A.....

[E. maculata]

In the navy.................

[Lignum]

She was number nine ninety nine

On the clinical list

And I fell in love with the dirty little bitch



She's got the.....

[Ikkyu]

My head is made from Tomatoes
I like Tomatoes better than Eggplants
My heart is made from Strawberries
I like Strawberries better then pears
(http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/)

[ozwinner]

yes we have no bananas

[Shannon]

Let's go crazy
Let's get nuts
Let's look 4 the purple banana
'Til they put us in the truck, let's go

Prince

[Lignum]

Hey, Eddie, can you lend me a few bucks
And tonight can you get us a ride
Gotta make it through the tunnel
Got a meeting with a man on the other side

[Exador]

I've been drivin' all night,
My hand's wet on the wheel
There's a voice in my head
That drives my heel
It's my baby callin',
Says: I need you here
And it's a half past four
And I'm shifting gear

[Grunt]

Don't touch me please
I cannot stand the way you tease
I love you though you hurt me so
Now I'm going to pack my things and go
Tainted love, tainted love
Touch me baby, tainted love
Tainted love

[fred.n]

I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be


White Flag - Dido

[Exador]

This is not a love song
This is not a love song
This is not a love song
This is not a love song

[journeyman Mick]

I love you not
You love me not
Da da da dum

Mick

[Tikki]

I've been daisy petal pickin', to see what our future's gunna be ...

[Exador]

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do
I'm half crazy, all for the love of you
It won't be a stylish marriage
I can't afford a carriage
But you'll look sweet
Upon the seat
Of a bicycle built for two

[E. maculata]

I want to ride my bicycle,
I want to ride it fast...

[Exador]

Fat-bottomed girls, they make the rockin' world go round

[silentC]

Don't wanna bump no more, no big fat woman...

[fred.n]

Mama ooo,
Didnt mean to make you cry-

[ss_11000]

looking down the barrel of a hot metal forty five

[Cliff Rogers]

another day older & I'm deeper in debt

[ss_11000]

deep beneath the cover of another perfect wonder

[ozwinner]

I just killed a man, mama

[bitingmidge]

when your mama says don't chew it,
do you swallow it in spite.

Can you catch it on your tonsils,
Can you toss it left or right,

Does your chewing gum lose its flavour
On the bedpost overnight?

[Driver]

Oh! The Rock Island Line
She's a mighty good road
Yeah, the Rock Island Line
She's the road to ride ...

[Lignum]

The screen door slams
Mary's dress waves
Like a vision she dances across the porch
As the radio plays...

[E. maculata]

as the band played waltzing matilda

[bitingmidge]

Didn't we have a loverly day
the day we went to Bangor,

[fred.n]

Aint no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely dressed

[Cliff Rogers]

dirty deeds, done dirt cheap

[silentC]

Laugh when he jokes, slap him when he chokes.
It's time to give up the smokes.
And ohh when he cries don't wipe his eyes,
take the wine from the swine,
and remind him of his crimes.
Ohh in another world............
yeah he could wear a dress.
Imagine his surprise when he opened his eyes,
and I'd run the lawnmower over his thighs.
Imagine the disturbance,
at the time of the occurrence,
when his life became a burden,
and we laughed at his cries.
Welcome to the cheap seats,
where your life's seen through cracked spectacles.

[JDarvall]

spectaclessssss .....testicles ....watch ...wallet

hala loooya brother...

[E. maculata]

I got brass in pocket.....

[echnidna]

Kitty cat got to my likker last night,

[ozwinner]

and Im going down.......all.......the way..........
Im on the highway to hell..............

[Grunt]

I come down
from the misty mountain
I got lost
on the human highway
Take my head
refreshing fountain
Take my eyes
from what they've seen.
Take my head
and change my mind
How could people
get so unkind. (http://www.woodworkforums.com/)

[E. maculata]

The first cut is the deepest

[Tikki]

Callin' Doctor Casey, callin' Ben Casey ....

[echnidna]

I got the wrong foot amputated

[Exador]

You put your left foot in...

[DanP]

To fingerpaint is not a sin,
I put my middle finger in,
Your monthly blood is what I win...

[Grunt]

Man's got his woman to take his seed
He's got the power - oh
She's got the need
She spends her life through pleasing up her man
She feeds him dinner or anything she can

She cries alone at night too often
He smokes and drinks and don't come home at all
Only women bleed
Only women bleed
Only women bleed

[E. maculata]

Sometimes it's hard to be a woman

[fred.n]

Girl, youll be a woman soon
Please come take my hand
Girl, youll be a woman soon
Soon youll need a man

[Exador]

Now I know this Joe down in Mexico
He went there to work on his tan
For years he's been plugged into blenders and songs
They call him the Twelve Volt Man

[silentC]

Well, you ask me 'bout the clothes I wear,
and you ask me why I grow my hair,
and you ask me why I'm in a band,
I dig doin' one night stands,
And you wanna see me do my thing,
all you got to do is let me into high, I said high!

High voltage rock and roll. etc...