What's your favourite saying?

[Grumpy John]

All over it like a fat kid on a donut
Fits like mum and dad
Aren't there any mirrors in your house? (to people with bad hairdo's or bad dress sense)
You don't have to be dead to be stiff.
Stiffer than a honeymooners richard.

[artme]

Dry as a limeburner's boot

Dry as a horse's fart

When in a state of misery I like a quote from "the Magic Pudding":

It's worse than warts, it's worse than corns to bare. It's worse than having several quarts of treacle in your hair.


When someone really gets up my nostril:: How would you like the ribosomes stripped from your endoplasmic reticulum?!

[tea lady]

When in a state of misery I like a quote from "the Magic Pudding":

It's worse than warts, it's worse than corns to bare. It's worse than having several quarts of treacle in your hair.


When someone really gets up my nostril:: How would you like the ribosomes stripped from your endoplasmic reticulum?!Will have to remember both of them. Makes you sound very scholarly! :U

[artme]

For the useless types and things we meet: It's/he's about as useful as a hernia.

[Twisted Tenon]

"show me your friends and I'll show you your future"

An old Irish immigrant that lived up the road from me said that to me when I was young bloke. Still makes sense :-

[burraboy]

-that sheila's got blokes around her like maggots on a pork chop.
-if in doubt, give it a clout.
-by the Hogans ghost! (from my great grandfather)

[Woodwould]

It isn't that I'm not a people person; I'm just not a stupid people person.

[eisbaer]

"I'd like to agree with you but then we'd both be wrong"

[Twisted Tenon]

"I'd like to agree with you but then we'd both be wrong"


Luv that :2tsup::2tsup:

TT

[Bob38S]

Every choice has a consequence - Choose carefully, if you burn your Rce then you will have to sit on the blisters.

If you turn the other cheek - it simply means you get belted twice.

If you find yourself in a hole - stop digging.

[Mr Brush]

Our family motto "I Wouldn't Do That If I Were You"....

Our coat of arms is a pair of crossed hammers, rampant, above a bloodied hand with a nail through it. :(

[Mr Brush]

..and from my childhood

"It's all very funny until someone loses an eye", and

"There's some in the thing on the mantelpiece"

neither of which have been particularly useful.:no:

[Mr Brush]

For those with a bit of time on their hands....

Terry Pratchett Quotes - The Quotations Page (http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Terry_Pratchett)

......a very wise old bugger.

[mattocks]

menjar be i cagar forte, i no tingues par de la morte.

a catalan saying

[Mr Brush]

"The bicycle of my grandmother has been struck by lightning." ?

[AlexS]

"No blood, no sympathy"

[Groggy]

"Confidence is the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation."

[dusteater]

"A woman`s logic is the reason for man`s insanity"
I`m sure that they transcribed it from the dead sea scrolls.

[underfoot]

way back it was........."No thrills for the cautious"
nowadays.........."The best things in life......aren't things"

[Grumpy John]

For when someone can't find something that's right in front of them: "it's right next to the eye chart".

[tea lady]

For when someone can't find something that's right in front of them: "it's right next to the eye chart".That will cone in handy with Small Boy! He can be standing on something and STILL not find it! :doh:

[ColW]

Have we had "stone the bloody crows"

old favorites

"wouldn't that rot your socks"

"cheap at half the price"

"wash it in petrol then dry it with a match"