Inner peace

[Woodwould]

I am posting this because it could work for you. We all could probably use more calm in our lives.

A doctor on television this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around the place to see what I'd started but hadn't finished and, now, I have finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the chesescke, Fidos dina an a box a choclets.Yu haf no idr how bludy guod I feel rite now.


Oh what will thinkle peep about me now???

[The Bleeder]

You've finished everything. Now go and have a good lay down before dinner. That way you'll finish that as well.

[wheelinround]

:? I thought this was your daily intake WW :q

[Too Many Clamps]

Irisher eh?

[Woodwould]

:? I thought this was your daily intake WW :q

They might have been Mrs. Wood's left-overs. I'm actually tee-total, but what I miss out on with alcohol, I make up for with prescription drugs.