Horse Sauce

[Phil Spencer]

I started using horse sauce for the first time today on some boxes I am making, do I now have to learn a secret hand shake or something?:?:?

[jimbur]

I started using horse sauce for the first time today on some boxes I am making, do I now have to learn a secret hand shake or something?:?:?
you are now entitled to have horse-shoes nailed under your boots and have the right to whinny at fellow members.
Cheers,
Jim

[Manuka Jock]

Is horse sauce made from horse apples ?

[jimbur]

Is horse sauce made from horse apples ?
Nah, that's hors d'oeuvres:D

[Woodwould]

It contains a certain quantity of horse scones.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/181/387254630_48e2cf3380.jpg?v=0

[Manuka Jock]

I'm not buying that :no: I'm hanging on to my horse sense :roll:

[jimbur]

I'm not buying that :no: I'm hanging on to my horse sense :roll:
The most powerful weapon in the horse whisperer's repertoire are the two words, "glue pot". It's amazing how it can rejuvenate the idlest nag.
Cheers,
Jim

[Woodwould]

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I'd like to propose the world wide adoption of "Horse scones!" as a replacement for the dreary expletive BS!

If you own a dog (or know where you can borrow one) and want hours of hilarity, place a few drops of horse sauce on a dogs back such that it can get a good smell of it, but can't quite reach it with its tongue. A very useful practice to remember if you ever want your garden rotavated or your carpets torn up.

[Phil Spencer]

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If you own a dog (or know where you can borrow one) and want hours of hilarity, place a few drops of horse sauce on a dogs back such that it can get a good smell of it, but can't quite reach it with its tongue. A very useful practice to remember if you ever want your garden rotavated or your carpets torn up.

You are a cruel man WW

[Woodwould]

You are a cruel man WW
It was an accident... honest Guv!

[Bob38S]

Wasn't it Col Potter from MASH who referred to the scones as "Horse Hockey"?

Re the glue pot reference - I believe waving a PAL tin label in the vicinity of the nose also does wonders.

[jimbur]

Re the glue pot reference - I believe waving a PAL tin label in the vicinity of the nose also does wonders.
Friends had a horse called Meaty Bites. It didn't do any good though.

[Manuka Jock]

Re the glue pot reference - I believe waving a PAL tin label in the vicinity of the nose also does wonders. Apparently that one does ok at the dog track too :U

[Blue-deviled]

I started using horse sauce for the first time today on some boxes I am making, do I now have to learn a secret hand shake or something?:?:?

Yes, but it is a bit sticky (and a secret).