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Rodgera
26th June 2010, 12:56 PM
When I was on my honeymoon in the Crown Casino, we had been doing very
badly at the casino tables.
The I told the bride, "I have a hunch that I can turn our luck around if
I go down to the casino alone."

Once in the casino, I put a dollar into each of two slot
machines. I hit the jackpot on both of them and walked away
with $10,000. I then played blackjack for a couple of hours
until I had $50,000 in chips. Next, I played poker and upped
his winnings to $100,000.

I was about to cash in my chips when I got a hunch that my
luck hadn't run out. So I took all my money and placed it on
Black at the roulette table, hoping to double my money. The
ball landed on Double Zero.

I returned to my room. The bride asked, "How did you do?"

I shrugged and said, "I lost two dollars."

wheelinround
26th June 2010, 01:37 PM
Not bad little trouble following playing with your money and his though :p

Allan at Wallan
27th June 2010, 10:21 AM
I used to occasionally take a bus load of pensioners to the
Casino in Melbourne for a day out.

With any new group I would announce, "You know the Casino
is a bad place. The other day I brought a man home on the
bus who had a million dollars in his pocket".

The passengers would say, "But that was good".

I would then say, "Not really, when I took him there in the
morning he had two million dollars".

Allan

rrich
30th June 2010, 04:04 PM
The secret to making a million dollars in the cabinet making business? Easy! Just start with two million dollars. (Yes it really works.)

The Bleeder
30th June 2010, 05:11 PM
The secret to make a small fortune....is to start with a big fortune

doug3030
18th July 2010, 11:54 PM
The secret to make a small fortune....is to start with a big fortune


....................and then elect a labor government