Allans marriage.

[munruben]

Allan moved into his house with his new bride 30 years ago and for the first 10 years Allan talked and his wife listened. The next 10 years, his wife talked and Allan listened.
For the last 10 years, they both talk and all the neighbours listen.

[wheelinround]

Unlike my Uncles (UiL) dad he used to tune out his hearing aid.:2tsup:

[Allan at Wallan]

Allan moved into his house with his new bride 30 years ago and for the first 10 years Allan talked and his wife listened. The next 10 years, his wife talked and Allan listened.
For the last 10 years, they both talk and all the neighbours listen.

Since we got married just on 49 years ago I have barely got a word in.

In fact, I have not spoken to my wife for three months - I do not like to
interrupt her whilst she is on the phone.:D

Allan

[K_S]

Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling. Take celibacy.
This can be a choice, or a condition imposed by environmental factors.
While attending a Marriage Awareness Weekend, one of our favorite couples listened to the instructor declare ‘It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.’
He addressed the men. ‘Can you each name your wife’s favorite flower?’
The husband leaned over, touched his wifes arm arm gently and whispered, ‘Self raising, isn’t it?’
Thus began the husbands life of celibacy.