Tiger Woods joke (you KNEW it was just a matter of time !)

[diver doug]

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she'd hit him. She replied "I'm not sure exactly...put me down for 5."

Diver D
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[rrich]

Why is Tiger like a baby seal?












They're both clubbed by a Swede.
:doh:

[kiwigeo]

I'm wondering if theyre'd be as much consternation if the bloke caught shagging behind his wife's back was an AFL star.

[acmegridley]

All the smarties are queueing up now for the golden handshake.:((

[jimbur]

All the smarties are queueing up now for the golden handshake.:((
Ten at last count, but that's the media's count.

[diver doug]

Ten at last count, but that's the media's count.

Ummm....make that 11..because, um...*I* slept with him..ya, that's it...Me too!! In fact...ummm..I had a THREESOME with him and his wife...ya, that's what happened....in fact, you'll read about it in the next New Idea issue..ya, that's it..."Diver Doug and Tiger Woods....the untold story" (the story before New Idea's exclusive interview with Bec Cartright about how *she* slept with him too....ya, that's what'll happen...)...and I'll get a hundred grand from New Idea, or maybe his minders will pay *me* a million to keep silent...ya, that's the ticket...


This has turned into more than a 3 ring circus. It's bad enough that he's bonking *one woman behind his hot wife's back..but *TEN* ????:o

God, I'm married and I can barely handle *one* !! :wink: